The Prince – named Paris, for the noble-if-doomed literary reference, and incidentally without his permission – does not know everything. He does know some things. Right and Wrong among them.
Right and Wrong, using pseudonyms today, flip a pen and look at the floor, respectively. Verdict-jaded, they wait the tame and merciful, rehab-lovin’ Paris to disclose their fortunes. Cookie lips. Lotto-number sentences. Fucking monarchs, thinks Wrong. Right agrees, silently.
The courtroom aches of 49% polyester, yellow recycled paper and clockwork.
Everyone’s bored, and besides, Right has a date to get hit by traffic.
The jester wants his venue back.
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Stop being self aware. You--of all people--should be over this by now. Your parenthetical references are like a drag parachute on the drag racer of your quick witted brilliance.
ReplyDeleteRapiers. Not rapiers with flanges.
Also, sorry there have been no other comments. These are good.
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